I has access to the webzes!!! Admittedly, it is at a friend’s house, but you know what… I feel the happy glow of technology once again! ZOMG! I have missed this!
<sniffles of joy>
Eeeppp! I just had a thought. What if I’m too rusty to continue? What if the creative juices have dried up? What if I am just a husk of my former self and have nothing even remotely amusing to share with the uncaring masses of pixels on this screen? Fear has paramalyzed me…
Wait. Courage just kicked in. Booyah!
It is almost the greatest day of the whole wide year, so I really hope that everyone is pimpin’ out. I have seen some stellar outdoor decorations and killer pumpkins. No. Seriously. The pumpkins tried to kill me. I have the wounds to prove it. Why do the gourds want to destroy me? I mean, just because I carve their flesh with impish glee and roast their innards before their newly made eyes doesn’t really equate to a good reason to fight back. Little upstarts.
Anyway, it’s time to prepare for an awesome evening. Bring on the knives, candles, and gut scrapers! Here’s a goody-goody gumdrop for the tricker-treaters in the audience.
